I read about Every Child By Two on the Age of Autism site and had an idea how we can help Paul Offit. This organization offers to work with us for community immunization events so I emailed them to ask for help with an event. Perhaps others in the autism commuinity will agree this is a good idea.
Here’s the email I sent:
Hi,
I’d like to plan a community immunization event and wonder if Paul Offit would help. As he has boasted that it would be safe to have 100,000 vaccines at once, I’d like to give parents of autistic children an opportunity to stick the needles into him.
I thought it would be nice if we could arrange this needle sticking in front of an open grave in a cemetery in case Offit is wrong. Then we could just nudge him into the grave and save ourselves the trouble of having to drag his carcass someplace.
I hope Dr Offit wouldn’t mind if we made a sport out of this and painted a target on his chest so we could use blow guns to shoot the needles into him. I think we could raise some money to help cure autism by having a pool for whoever could get the most needles into the bull’s eye.
As I’m certain Dr Offit is a man of his word and would love to prove those of us wrong who know that vaccines caused our childrens’ autism, I’m sure he’ll want to participate. Please let me know what date is open on his schedule so we can publicize the event.
Thank you,
John Best
Londonderry, NH
JOHN BEST JUNIOR as FORESAM
What a dumb email! There’s another group convinced that Best is a maniac.
Update – the following challenge was issued to Best;
Dear Mr. Best
This is cubedemon here. I have been recently diagnoised with aspergers syndrome after 29 years of living on this earth. You make the claim that all forms of autism is really mercury poisioning. I am going to give you a chance to prove what you say. You have made a challenge to Paul Offit in your post on your blog http://hatingautism.blogspot.com/2008/08/lets-help-paul-offit-help-autistic.html. I am sure Paul Offit is willing to take you up on your challenge but I’m sure he has better things to do. Instead of him taking the challenge I will offer to take you up on your challenge under certain conditions. Here are the conditions.
1. The test has to be conducted under double-blind conditions
2. The test has to be conducted and administered by a third party who has no stake in this autism debate and who is an expert at conducting it double-blind.
3. Magicians need to be there at this test to make sure neither I nor you are pulling any kind of sleight of hand trick.
4. You will write up exactly what you are testing for which will be approved or denied by the person conducting and adminstering the test and which will be approved or denied .
5. You will write up the protocols of this test which will be approved or denied by the person conducting and adminstering the test.
6. You and a person I will choose will decide who will be the conductor and the administrator of this test.
7. I choose, if he chooses to accept this role, David N. Andrews MEd (Distinction) to decide with you who will be the conductor and the administrator.
Now Mr. John Best, these are the terms of the test and if you fail to prove your claim.
1. You will submit your website, hating autism, to the different hate watch groups.
a. klanwatch
b. hatewatch
c. ADL(Anti-Defemation league)
d. all other famous hate watch sites
2. You will provide us with your military service history
3. You will never ever mention Neurodiversity in a negative connotation again.
4. You will go to a psychologist or psychiatrist to determine if you have any psychological problems
5. You will get the help Little Sam needs which is psychological and psychiatric help and will accept Little Sam for who he is and step into his world. John Best,
You decide the consequences if you succeed this test.
I’m willing to put my life on the line Mr. Best, now are you going to put up or shut up?
CubeDemon
The challenge was rejected. This proves that Best won’t back up his words, and is further proof of his cowardice.